Fontanna

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3

that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.

by mpodyo February 8, 2010

frontlord

an expert in oral sex, a "lord of the fronts". may indicate a particular obsession with it, sometimes alarmingly so. gender neutral, both in giver and receiver.

I wanted to fuck, but she was being such a frontlord

by FourAM January 8, 2015

front it out

Primarily British Boldly face something difficult that you have been avoiding. Turn your front to the problem and blaze ahead.

Tom: How the hell am I going to tell my mum I crashed her car last night?
Dick: Front it out, mate. The longer you wait, the shittier it's going to get.
Tom: Just yank off the plaster?
Dick: Haaa, you said yank-off. And yeah.

by xnphls April 25, 2020

Frontgina

A vagina that sticks so far out that it literally becomes part of the front of your body. Frontgina.

Dude when I went to rub her clit, I had to move everything else out of the way. That’s when I realized she had a frontgina!

by BennyBlair87 October 21, 2021

Front Dumpy

The opposite of a back dumpy.

The Boogie Slug has a large front dumpy!

by Spiffy McFarland November 18, 2022

armchair frontman

Someone who gets pissed when a band goes in a direction they don't like.

Guy 1: A new lineup?! This isn't the band I remember! FUCK THEM FOR MAKING MUSIC I DON'T LIKE!

Guy 2: Wow, don't act like such an armchair frontman.

by Tully K January 19, 2009

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009