road fries 

when you're going out (walking, driving...) and you make some fries to take on the journey, usually in a bowl or cup

do you know what we need for this journey? road fries

road fries by jay the matador October 14, 2009

salt the fries 

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

salt the fries by Dave Public July 31, 2007

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

freedom fries by jon January 18, 2004

FuckBush fries 

The best comeback for Freedom fries.

FuckBush fries by bahahahaha June 22, 2003

Freedom fries

Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.

Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.

He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.

Freedom fries by Would you like freedom fries with that August 24, 2006

Cheese Fries 

Potato wedges fried in boiling fat, smothered in solidified fat, and usually consumed after being dipped in liquid fat (or Fry Sauce)

Rebecca: "I'm craving cheese fries like none other..."
Caitlyn: "It's because they infuse their cheese with cocaine."

Cheese Fries by Rebeshka April 9, 2008

whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

an expression used when one does not care or is over a particular situation.

"OMG, there's that girl that's flirting with my boyfriend."
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries..you're so much hotter than her."

whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. by jham October 30, 2007