a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach
GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !
GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus
GUY 2: then go for her !
GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus
by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018
Get the floating circusmug. Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.
pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*
Junkend floats
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*
Junkend floats
by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009
Get the Junkend floatsmug. by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the float someonemug. The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.
The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Floatmug. One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008
Get the Floating Jacksonmug. Verb.
To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.
This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.
This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.
b. I heard that, brother.
or
Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
b. I heard that, brother.
or
Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013
Get the Float the kegmug. etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.
Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.
Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.
Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*
BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..
Example 3:
Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.
Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*
BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..
Example 3:
Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017
Get the time to floatmug.