Noun: A friend that you flirt with, even though you would never date him/her, a practice crush so you're prepared when you actually have one.
When Simon was my flirt friend and I practiced on him so much that some of my friends thought we were actually dating.
by Jasmine319 September 20, 2014
a pathalogical flirt is someone who flirts without even realizing they're doing so, or they possibly think that it's all right.
Boyfriend: you were flirting with steve!
Girlfriend: no i was not
Boyfriend: then what do you call grabbing his ass?!
Girlfriend: well that's definately not flirting!!
Boyfriend: whatever, you're such a pathalogical flirt
Girlfriend: no i was not
Boyfriend: then what do you call grabbing his ass?!
Girlfriend: well that's definately not flirting!!
Boyfriend: whatever, you're such a pathalogical flirt
by chelsea December 11, 2004
Alicia was an expert at flirt and divert. She'd approach a guy at the bar, flirt with him all night so long as he paid for the drinks, and then left towards the end of the night when he went to the bathroom.
"I'm going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first."
"Dude, it's just flirt and divert, she's done it at every party I've seen her at. She's going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. The second you pull up she'll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you."
"I'm going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first."
"Dude, it's just flirt and divert, she's done it at every party I've seen her at. She's going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. The second you pull up she'll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
When a guy is flirting with someone that isn't his girlfriend or his crush but is doing it in a nice way.
by Friendly flirting October 16, 2017
by bread infection October 28, 2005
When you continually flirt with someone that you know is interested in you while having no intention of dating them. The victim has a feeling that something is not right and that they can't trust you since the relationship never progresses, but every time they decide to give up and move on, you find a way to reel them back in.
Typically this crime is committed by an insecure, emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic person who needs the attention and adoration of others in order to feel that they have any status or worth.
Typically this crime is committed by an insecure, emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic person who needs the attention and adoration of others in order to feel that they have any status or worth.
Girl 1: Hey what's going on with you and Daniel? In the past, I thought that you two must be secretly dating, but now I haven't seen you two getting lunch together anymore. Did something happen?
Girl 2: Yeah I thought we were heading somewhere myself, but turns out Daniel is just a huge player and it was just your standard flirt and hurt scenario.
Girl 1: Wow I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad that he's gone! You deserve so much better.
Girl 2: Yeah I thought we were heading somewhere myself, but turns out Daniel is just a huge player and it was just your standard flirt and hurt scenario.
Girl 1: Wow I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad that he's gone! You deserve so much better.
by youknow98765 January 04, 2020
When someone is hitting on you (HARD) and you're shooting them down everytime and ruining "sweet" moments and trying your hardest to help them get the picture that you're NOT interested.
When done successfully...this will either:
(a) turn them off to you altogether
(b) break their heart completely
(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."
Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.
This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!
When done successfully...this will either:
(a) turn them off to you altogether
(b) break their heart completely
(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."
Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.
This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!
UNSUCCESSFUL RF-
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#
by myLittleDarkOne June 12, 2011