flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.

The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.

by Lickskillet July 20, 2016

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared

A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack

by Krytus78 September 20, 2023

Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...

Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross

by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016