filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

lip fiddler

When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.

schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.

"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"

by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

by browolf June 5, 2020

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021

The Boston Fiddle Head

The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.

It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.

the boston fiddle head.

by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009