Playing The Clam Fiddle

Female masturbation.

Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!

by Aviel_Nick May 7, 2010

Fiddle Um Bends

Fiddle {em} Bends:
A Goul;BodySnatcher,
Untrustworthy,
Low Class,
Willing to do whatever for what little they may receive,if anything at all.
To Even Sell Dead Bodies.
Origins from Gangs of New York Mcgloin to Amsterdam Fight Scene.

Mcgloin to Amsterdam in Gangs of New York
"What Are You?
A Fiddle Um Bends?
Amsterdam"A Chizzler I Understand,What Was That?
A Fiddle Um Bends?I Don't Know What That Is,We Have Business.

by courageous14u December 11, 2019

fiddle your diddle

When you play with your penis in public

Hey did you just fiddle your diddle at the table!

by GucciFuckBoi June 8, 2018

Fiddle my diddle

When you are playing Fiddlesticks in the game League of Legends, shouting "Fiddle my diddle" will make your max health double. Some say it is gay to say "Fiddle my diddle", but they have never gotten the boost.

"Fiddle my diddle!"

by #bufffiddle2k17 May 27, 2017

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle

The act where one gets very drunk and removes all clothing.
sexual acts are not always involved, however, FULL nudity is required.

Connor: "Mikey B is coming clubbing tonight!!"
Steff: "Cool..... why such excitement?"
Connor: "Cause unbridled Fiddle Faddle will occur!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

Fiddle Your Faddle

to masturbate

"Fiddle your faddle. It helps me fall asleep."

by lambofsquirrel September 21, 2012

fiddling while Rome burns

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

by duskins July 17, 2006