Fool Punk

When someone commits an act which is rather dum dum, you simply call them a 'Fool Punk'

Alan: "What is the time?"
Joe: "Eh I don't know, 3 a'clock?"
Alan: "Its o'clock, you fool punk"
Joe: "Okay" *visibly sad*
Everyone: "What a fool punk!"

by Milo_Yong February 23, 2020

foolish ginger

A woman or man, who in their choosing decides to dye their pubic hairs red to replicate a ginger. Considered a sex fetish.

See that fire patch on that brunette? Damn, what a foolish ginger!

by FillyWonka December 21, 2020

Fool's Mate

A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.

The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".

1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#

White is mated in two moves.

This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.

A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:

1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#

Black is checkmated.

Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.

Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.

Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.

by E hates Q January 1, 2021

Fooland

Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool

Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland

by Katpow January 11, 2021

Something foolish

Wanting to have gay anal sex with another man preferably in flip-flops

Man I really want to do something foolish

by KujoD April 17, 2022

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019

Fish eyed fool

1972-1977 CBS. Catch phrase used by Aunt Esther directed at Fred Sanford in response to his insults, frequently referencing all that ugly on her face. She will exclaim, "Why ya ole fish eyed fool!". Whilst the fish eyed meaning may be obscure, though has been used in the 60's or earlier, it may be speculated that Esther was telling Fred why he don't look in the mirror.

Why ya ole fish eyed fool!

by Sir Carlton August 7, 2021