Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

FUSS

Fucked Up Serious Shit.

1. Is this what the FUSS is all about??

2.Women/marriage can be a big FUSS.

by Shitface and Psychs June 10, 2011

fess

To be a no show. To miss an appointment without any explanation or apology.

Didn’t I tell you to leave flavor flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Public Enemy Lyrics

I like the way they look I like the way they dress.
I'd ask one to White Castle but I know that she'd fess.
Bugout Society Lyrics

by Bill Florio August 7, 2005

Frussy

- A female who lacks certain morals, but/and is still afraid of sexual progression with the opposite sex.

-Hybrid fusion of Frigid and Hussy

Random drinker 1: "How was your night bro?"
Random drinker 2: "Ahh i thought it was going to be sweet but she turned out to be a bit of a frussy..."

by Jasin Quigg September 26, 2009

Fussellator

Teacher that strikes fear into his students heart.

Man, my teacher is such a Fussellator.

by Brains Omalley November 10, 2003

Fess-bian

Someone who's ffed up and over dramatic, an fing mess and a drama mama.

" Collette is such a fess-bian, gotta love the drama mixed with the ffed up love life"

by dr fupa December 12, 2007

bro-fessional

A guy that makes his living by doing "bro" things like riding dirtbikes or throwing garthdp. They usually make a lot of money being a professional bro

Carey Hart is a bro-fessional

by NickieHansen February 4, 2010