Federal

A behavior, action, instance, outcome etc... that exceeds expectations, is portrayed as next level, and is the most optimal end result.

Person 1: "DLane bagged a chick on Easter Sunday before Noon."
Person 2: "Damn, that's federal."

by dugoutdegen April 17, 2022

Federated network

A cluster of private servers connected to make a Federation (Federated) network. Uncensorable due to not being hosted on a single server but many, the future of alt-tech.

Element is the chat service that uses the Matrix-Network, this network is federated ... i.e. the network is defined by a large amount of private servers that form the Matrix-Network. This is called a federated network, because it is not owned by a single party.

by Madam Fortune February 13, 2021

federally

A snitch

Bob is a federally because he ratted me out to the cops.

by AJMF December 27, 2020

eclipse federation

The team of ItzSubz_, Vitalasy, and Princezam on the Lifesteal SM

It's still a thing and it's amazing and it's alive and real.

"Eclipse Federation is so Real!"

by Zamsiez August 14, 2023

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

federal arvind

The mightiest of all vessels that sail the seven seas. Contracted by the state of Mauritius in 1985, this carrier is capable of handling loads from up to 5 clients at a time. The federal arvind is a long, narrow vessel, ideal for ice breaking in the arctic however, given it's speed and fuel efficiency, it is often hired for non-arctic voyages.

Wow! Did you see that giant boat?

That's not just a boat... that's the federal arvind

by sailorboy41 June 18, 2012

Federal collage

It is an institution found in the northern part of Rivers State (omoku) precisely.
The name as implies is an institution but what actually happens there is sleeping around
The girls there hits raw.

I have been federal collaged by this omoku girls

by Obakata April 16, 2021