Simba Facial

The act of having sex with someone then proceeding to ejaculate into your hand and spreading the semen on their face like Rafiki did to Simba in the Lion King.

I gave that bitch a simba facial after I finished fucking her.

by Firemonkey755 December 24, 2016

Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 4, 2009

facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.

Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!

by Realnamemaker June 6, 2016

reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting

Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda

by torquebird September 5, 2016

facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.

Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.

by Kylethehvacguy October 7, 2016

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone April 17, 2012

Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017