A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not
bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases),
stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your
parents, "Can't be bothered to do
anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there
may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.
random guy
1: I have put on
like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the
computer
