chink eyed

where a chinese person picks there arse and the pokes you in the eyes afterwards

gary says to kyle- ouch that was nasty when that man at tescos chink eyed me i could have cryed

by P'n'S dicktionary March 16, 2011

Wog-Eyed

Cross eyed, cock eyed, or some problem with the alignment of ones eyes, lopsidedness or badly balincing of an object

( english slang, usually used followed by the word:twat )

How could you not see that you wog-eyed....

you could have seen it if you wernt so wog-eyed.

oh look now you've made it all wog-eyed.

by Sparkey Scene April 4, 2011

sparkly eyed

sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)

juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!

rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Pie eyed

A drunken hysterical sensation due to eating too many pies.

"Hey bro, what's up with the uncontrollable laughter"

"Sorry bro, I'm just drunk off pie, had pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie for dinner and even pie for supper. I'm all pie eyed bro!"

by Pie belly February 17, 2014

pie eyed

to be pissed, originated from pi**ed, which could almost be pronounced (pie eyed)

"i was completely pie eyed!"

by yogi May 25, 2004

One-eyed

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.

somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.

by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018

stary eyed

When you are entranced by someone so much you can't stop thinking about them.

I'm stary eyed when I think of you

by Sneeze Cheezs May 27, 2017