by Mintberrycrunch756 February 24, 2015
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The road tracks run up-and-down the arms down the legs into the toes but the Esbenson train Has been running on the wrong tracks for years-and will never get anywhere
by jayson Esbenson pa.sc. August 5, 2017
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Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.
Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.
by Spoony127 May 31, 2018
Get the essex balls mug.Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019
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Noli Espenido is the one of the most handsome guy.
Espenido is you see in City of San Jose Del Monte , Bulacan
Noli Espenido is the one of the most handsome guy.
Espenido is you see in City of San Jose Del Monte , Bulacan
by Espenido September 8, 2019
Get the espenido mug.eslena is a nice girl with a big personality. she lowkey sucks but its fine because she will make you happy 24/7 and love u up with all her affection. shes really shy but once she gets comfortable, she wont be as shy. eslenas bestfriend ever is typically a girl named jakeira and thats on periodt luv xx. eslena is a fun person and if you ever meet one, you should talk to them bc they will make u laugh and be rlly affectionate. eslena will do anything to make you happy and no matter what, will always be there for you. shes really understanding and supportive but also really forgiving. she may be annoying sometimes but its just out of love. she tells jakeira everything because jakeira rocks ! please if you ever meet an eslena, be nice. shes just trying to love you up ):
by cool kid lena March 27, 2020
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