Emoment

A moment in time in which someone is being emo.

Hey Joe, are you having an emoment?

Sorry Bob, I was just having a little bit of a emoment back there.

by Heheheh... March 24, 2009

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Online humour

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Ecomeninism

A belief men are best at understanding the environment. The counter to EcoFeminism theory.

My Teacher is such an ecofeminist , my I should pick up preaching ecomeninism.

by OldBear caslte December 7, 2015

egomemic

the self-centered frustration you feel when your close friends don't know something about you that you've made public knowledge (mostly through social media).

Carol felt egomemic when her best friend didn't know that she went on vacation, even though she posted many pictures from her trip online.

by CactusMum August 22, 2018

Esmee Denters

An talentless lolita whore that tries to sing R&B songs on youtube without any soul what-so-ever, who became an internet phenomenon and surpassed millions of other amateur girls who sing 10^6 times better than her by getting a deal with Justin Timberlake's record label. She only got the deal because they figured, she's another cute Bratz-doll looking teeny-bopper teen that will use inappropriate sexual innuendos to sell her records and later on provide fodder to the paparazzi by becoming another rehab-hopping groupie of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney.

Bratty teen daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I can't sing for crap, but I'm like totally hot and should get a record deal now!

Her Mother: Ok, ok, we'll get you a digital camcorder so you can upload your videos and become the next Esmee Denters.

by Carrie U September 13, 2007

emoment

An emo moment. A moment of emotional feelings. Usually ranging from 30 seconds, to 1:45 seconds. Then ending in a spontaneous giggle. Most likely, an emoment will happen at least twice a day, but if you already have emotional tendencies, may occur more often.
An emoment may also occur due to a severe dis, or burn.
Resulting in ice.

I cried because someone used my makeup. That is considered an emoment.
ex. You stupid cooz! you stole my eyeliner!

by shana[bags] September 24, 2007

Dirty Esmeralda

When a male pulls his girth out of her butt and runs it across her upper lip while she messages his gentiles.

I pulled out and gave her a Dirty Esmeralda!!!!

by Low Down Dirty Shame September 23, 2019