This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
by Drooper The Lion December 09, 2023
The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.
by oliveoillllllllll February 04, 2024
"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 06, 2014
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<.7.9.7.6>yYyou will have those "ah-ha" moments throughout the day in your interaction with whom others especially expect escape artists to believe they are a sIndividual, sincere, wird, volite for the and word<.7.9.7.6.>
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025
the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!
person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025
“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
by delphiniumium April 25, 2023