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physical education

A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.
Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Applicant: No.
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.

*5 years later*

Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
by udusers1 December 17, 2010
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education

1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.
by Zero February 20, 2004
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Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
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Eradication

The complete detruction of a Virus for humans. No one has it and no one can ever get it "naturaly" again. Ever
Anyone who has it must be kept away from everyone and not allowed under any cercomstances to be alowed to reproduce
Eradication of small pox
by holyfinggirls May 11, 2006
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ICE is as shitty as schools get.

All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.

The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?

Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education

Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.

Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?

Person: No I think it was Dylan something.

Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.

Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
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Educationally sexy

When someone is so smart it turns people on
Clara: * A plussing away
Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
Clara: Woww, your sexy in everyway possible!
Matt: i love you.
by iloveclara September 16, 2009
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A walking erection

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..
by Minediie November 29, 2017
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