austin clay emerson

He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally

Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something

Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen

by Yeetyret January 11, 2018

elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

Emerson

A annoying person who iff is in your life and sings carols, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

emerson sings carols in july, but in december she doesnt

by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

elmerson

A boy so busy with his instrument he fingers his guitar better than his girl.

Girl 1: I came to his room naked and he just continued playing his guitar!

Girl 2: omg gurl. That's totally elmerson!

by antonhunkiehunk April 26, 2017

Emerson

the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

emerson

Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.

Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.

by krakpusha March 18, 2008