He’s the evil brother of Elmo & he’s is more powerful than Joseph Stalin & Vladimir Putin. Communist Elmo wears a communist hat & have a thick Slavic accent.

Communist elmo is going to dance... za Rodinu (for the motherland)

Communist Elmo by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

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St. Elmo's Fire

An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.

Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.

St. Elmo's Fire by anonpastor December 15, 2012

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Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.

Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.

Dirty Elmo by DElmo02 March 27, 2015

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fingering elmo

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

fingering elmo by derbydong June 19, 2009

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