ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)

by TheDOTKU July 30, 2015

napoleon dynamite

A movie that was an indie-flick. For about ten seconds after its release. Then everybody and there stupid prep brother saw it and immediatly started overrquoting/misquoting it. Now every prep or emo pretends to be deep and relate to the movie. This movie was stolen from the indie kids! Its our movie bitches!

prep:Did you see Napoleon Dynamite 16 yet.
emo:ya that movie was so deep, i like cried for eight hours.
anyindiekidinU.S.A:both of you stfu that was originally an indie flick and you both fuckin know it.
emo:oh man (cries)

by zack novark October 29, 2006

napoleon dynamite

a good movie that isnt funny after the second time that has absoutley no plot

"Tina you fat lard! Come and eat!"
"Aww but my lips hurt real bad!"

by um...no comment January 13, 2005

dynamite

A tampon, or rag that is currently in use, which generally means guys are out of commission.

Julie is riding the dynamite stick
Anne is having her period
Bob is not getting any this week, danyelle is on the rag

by chris50M January 13, 2006

dynamite

big pnies, dick, cock

Hey Corrina you want a dynamite?
No thanks you don't have one anyways

by angeliana October 4, 2007

Gurbachen Dynamite

Possibly the greatest NPC name ever randomly generated by a games' AI.

1st guy: Holy Hell, is that Gurbachen Dynamite?
2nd guy: I don't wanna get Gurbachen'd, lets cross the road.

by BrewMaster September 16, 2008

pukka dynamite

when a guy likes a girl for a really long time but doesnt have the balls to talk to her, the girl is referred to as pukka dynamite

guy 1: so i cannot beleive ive been chatting to her for 3 years and i havent got anywhere with her
guy 2: yeah shes pukka dynamite

by ronaldo177 December 1, 2010