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Awkward Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosauraus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by John Crawford of Crystal River and used in his classroom.
When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward dinosaur in conjunction with a "Roooaaaaar"

Mr. Crawford discussing the Constitution "And thats why they call it clause and effect!"

crickets begin to chirp

"Rooooaaaaar" with awkward dino creates laughter
by John D. Crawford October 15, 2007
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Dinosaur Burps

1. really loud burps

2. A gutter hop group from Charleston, WV
Did you see the Dinosaur Burps last night, those dudes are total bad asses
by Gingerbread Wolfboy November 23, 2010
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speaking dinosaur

Steve got hammered, he's wrapped around the toilet speaking dinosaur
by VdubsCU August 25, 2011
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sliding down the dinosaur

Rubbing your asshole on grandpa dick while yelling yaba Daba doo
He paid that girl $10 to be sliding down the dinosaur.
by Saggyrack May 26, 2016
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Dinosaur Kiss

To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.
Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!
by arktour April 10, 2010
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donosaur

alias of artist/designer Don Xavier Polistico
rawr, i'm a donosaur.
by donosaur September 30, 2009
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Exploding Dinosaurs

Exploding Dinosaurs (x-plod'-ing di'-no-sorz)
1. Exploding fossil fuels in an internal combustion engine
2. Exploding myths that racing fast requires gasoline

Dinosaurs died, decayed, and became fossil fuel that gets refined into gasoline. The explosions that drive an engine are "exploding dinosaurs."
I'm tired of "exploding dinosaurs!" I'm going to get rid of this gas burning car and replace it with an electric car!
by Exploding Dinosaurs September 10, 2009
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