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In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumb ass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

In olden days when donkeys were used to work in mines they would cut their vocal cords to keep them quiet. Thus a dumbass was a prize possession until machinery took their places.

by Guessing February 01, 2016

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a ass that’s dumb

loki is a dumbass because he tried to stab the greatest threat in the universe with a butter knife

by buckygoatbarnes August 06, 2018

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you're a dumbass

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Dumbass

A person who can't decipher the meaning of "dumbass" and looks it up.

A person who already knew the meaning but looked it up for "kicks".

67% of the American population.

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Joel: Yo' man, what the fuck does dumbass mean?
Ashton Kutcher: I dunno bruhh, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Dave: Mom, I'm sick of living in your basement and watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic reruns. I want a job.
Dave's Mom: How about a job as a dumbass?
Dave: Sounds great! How do I apply, though?
Dave's Mom: Look up "dumbass" on Urban Dictionary.

Dave: But I already know what dumbass mea-
Dave's Mom: Do you want this fucking job or what, you worthless piece of human shit!? Look up "dumbass" on Urban Dictionary right fucking now!
Dave: Okay, okay!

Judy: Hey Lexi, did you know that 67% of Americans are dumbasses?
Lexi: The more you know~

Pete: I looked into the mirror last night and I saw a dumbass!

by I love you, Senpai~ June 08, 2014

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