dupenik

a person who takes advantage of a tragedy to further a political agenda.

Paul Krugman, NY Times, is a real dupenik for trying to blame the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords on Sarah Palin and the TEA Party.

by Dandapani January 16, 2011

Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

volunteer dumpee

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

by ryukage99 October 27, 2012

Facebook dupe

Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.

Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.

by YORAMRW July 11, 2015

dumperbate

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

by jaywix May 17, 2009

dumpee

Thoe one getting dumped in a relationship.

Person 1: When someone's getting dumped there's a dumper and a dumpee!
Everyone: Ooooh!
Person 2: And I'm the dumper!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

by thatguywhodidthatthingonetime October 31, 2013