Puddle Drinker

Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.

Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker.
Erin: Thought you two were happy.
Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh.
Erin: Nooo, what did he do?
Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy.
Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her.
Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

drinker’s six-pack

A six pack of beers with two missing

Trev, it’s nice to see you’ve brought a drinker’s six-pack to the party.

by doctortrevis July 12, 2018

gasoline drinker

a person whos low on self esteem so they run on gasoline

"that bitch is so insecure, she probably runs on just gasoline"

"yeah she def is a gasoline drinker"

by jae the light bright nigga September 25, 2022

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

by assfucker420 February 22, 2020

Ultra Drinker

Any person who consumes more than 10.32 alcoholic beverages per drinking session

That chump Liam budd is a real ultra drinker.

by Grand Master Worrall June 18, 2023

Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022