feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

drain stew

a soup made of what's left in the drain after doing the dishes, like peas, bits of meat, carrots, etc.

Not much in the fridge; guess I'll have to make some drain stew.

by 601929 June 8, 2015

Drain Stomping

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it into the drain to make it go away.

Man1: I really needed to take a shit in the shower yesterday
Man2: Dude, you should have tried drain stomping!

by ChickenInfamous July 23, 2019

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019