douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.

I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray

by Hoggie253 July 11, 2017

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011

Douche

(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.

"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'

by EmVerKen May 4, 2011

Douche-it

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".

Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?

by ChaKyle January 28, 2009

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016