Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007

dooter

1. To potter, to waste time carrying out inane tasks.
2. A person who potters about, wasting time.

1. Stop dootering aboot cos we've got tae get oot o' here!

2. You are such a dooter!!

3. Ah jist dootered aboot the hoose cos it wis pishing doon a' weekend.

by WeegieBurd June 18, 2008

dooze

Slang term for defecation or taking a shit.

"I took the biggest dooze earlier". or "I gotta go dooze".

by Caffeine Boy May 27, 2004

Dooze

Verb: to dooze a broad. Originating from some sort of WOP dialect, doozing means to have sex with a useless piece of skin that surrounds the vagina (commonly known as a woman).

Doozing is usually done in sequence with other "ooze's", in no particular order: Abuse, Booze, Cruise, Snooze.

1. Hey Dollface, you good to go? How about you come back to my place and I'll dooze ya.

2. You Booze, you abuse, you dooze, ya snooze and then you cruise.

by TheSyndrome January 26, 2010

aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Doofer

A hybrid of a Doofus and a Loser = Doofer

Hey what's up Doofer?

That guy is a total Doofer!

by DJ Ruckus May 12, 2014

Boomer Doomer

A Boomer Doomer is a term coined by Ryan Essary in 2020 to describe a person born between roughly 1945-1965, "The Baby Boomer Generation", who is part of the worst generation of all time. Due to the BD's actions, or lack thereof, the United States was slowly transformed from the world's Superpower with the freedoms other country's citizens dreamed of, into a desolate and crumbling empire due to their limitless greed and pursuit of profits at the expense of the rest of us for all time. Quite simply they have doomed us.

Person 1: "Hey why is your dad watching Fox News? Doesn't he know that crap is poison?"
Person 2: "Dude he is a dumbass racist Boomer Doomer, I try to reason with him but he has the I.Q. of a lamp."

by Rlessary June 24, 2020