Dankey Panch

To give someone a donkey punch and it makes them queef.

Dankey panch , donkey punch , queef

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Superman-Donkeypunch

When fucking a chick in the ass, you nock her unconcious with a blow to the back of the head (donkeypunch) and pull out and come on her back and throw the sheats over her (superman) so they are "comeglued" to her back when she wakes up.

She wouldent stop moaning so i had to Superman-Donkeypunch that bitch

by Lunifer CuntBasketMcSlopHole October 19, 2010

Toboggan Donkeypunch

Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.

"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."

by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011

Donkeypunch

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.

"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkeypunch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEYPUNCH*

by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006

Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.

So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.

by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010

donkeypunch

When ya cuttin up someone in the booty, ya punch them in the back of the dome, and their whole body tightens up and ya get a better orgasm.

Christina needed a raise so she let her boss donkeypunch her.

by Check 'n Hoes June 21, 2006

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz June 21, 2006