Domestic

When you tame a once wild pussy. Some might say a single womans pussy or a wild hoe's pussy.

GUY1: What are you lookin for in a girl dawg?
GUY2: I want a girl that I can trust to come home every day and not worry about her doing something behind my back. I wanna have that pussy domestic!
GUY1: Damn dawg you gonna tame a pussy just like that? That's dope man.

by The Booty Messiah September 3, 2019

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

domestic

when a person is acting like they're at their home, being comfortable. Often used within the Phandom.

"Oh my gosh Dan and Phil were so domestic in that Halloween baking video!"

"I know right! SO FUCKING DOMESTIC and adorable!!1!"
"I ship phan so much!1!"
"OMFG me too let's have seks and make phandom babies together!!1!"

by daddy phil's girl January 14, 2017

Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020

getting in a domestic

when you literally just start beating the shit outta your s/o

"yo me and sandra got in a domestic earlier"
"damn, you rock her shit?"
"bro she hospitalized on god"

"Man if she doesn't make me a sandwich I'm getting in a domestic with her"
"bro clap her ass"

by TheManOfChairs November 1, 2021

domestic insanity

Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.

by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012