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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.
“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”
by Ckm36 July 20, 2022
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Domestic Adventurism

Domestic Adventurism (noun): The strategic deployment of national militarized forces within a nation’s own territory, where the primary intent is to provoke escalation, civilian resistance to gain emergency powers, create propaganda, institutional or personal aggrandizement, or demonstrate impunity rather than the stated reason for the operations.

Origin: Coined in 2025 in response to militarized federal operations in American cities.
The deployment of federal forces in the South Shore neighborhood of Chicago was a clear act of Domestic Adventurism, designed to provoke a confrontation and justify the expansion of federal power, rather than to ensure public safety.
by FluidHistory November 19, 2025
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domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.
That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.
by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021
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Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.
Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.
by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024
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Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.
I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.
by Wendolyn July 15, 2024
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domesticized

All of a sudden, things that used to seem like chores begin to happen out of necessity, without complaint. As if you've been hypnotized.
Work was rough today, but somehow I still managed to do all my laundry AND the dishes.....it's like I've been domesticized.
by theowlnest January 10, 2014
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