Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.
Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
by tennis625 August 12, 2011
A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.
by Lean Deemz April 02, 2008
I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?
If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?
Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!
If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?
Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!
by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010
A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"
by Dagos January 11, 2013
While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
by Swoleness February 08, 2023
A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
by Ooga_booga____ April 11, 2019
Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!
by An Unknown Dinosaur July 27, 2012