Ron: I'm not sure Harry, the girls common room is sacred.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.
by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018
Get the Dish boi mug.Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.
After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.
by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018
Get the dish dick mug.When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.
Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.
K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.
K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.
by Reparatiepilsje July 6, 2019
Get the Drying the dishes mug.When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
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Get the Dish Fucker mug.If you are a harry styles stan looking up what butter dish means please stop looking up every simple thing on urban dictionary, the real world doesn’t revolve about these definitions
by stopitalready May 16, 2020
Get the Butter dish mug.My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
by TBSL May 16, 2020
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