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Dipshit

You.
"You dipshit!"
by DS19 April 29, 2020
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Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters
Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022
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Dipshit

someone who dares compare the sexy Ron Perlman to some ugly ass animal
Dipshit
by Vita bella January 31, 2015
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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.
Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!
by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016
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Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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Dipshit

SeeTedCruz
He’s such a dipshit he totally TedCruzed everything he said and did and never got anything done
by Pat 1 Kanobe June 21, 2021
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