Dilf

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck

Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us

by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022

DILF

your dad

Your dad is a dilf

by mrbuttersworth September 16, 2021

dilf

enzo from stranger things
kfc man
theodoros digkas heheheeee

he is a dilf so he must have a nice pp

by mmmmiiiaaaammmm June 9, 2022

Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.

"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"

by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017