soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks

To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.

People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.

by von groovy July 29, 2017

suck a bag of dicks

A funny ass Louis CK joke about what a man said to him after he cut him off.

"Hey asshole!"

"yeah..."

"SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!"

by FUCKHACKERBITCHES December 1, 2009

kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 16, 2008

ripping dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today, he was ripping dicks out there!

by GBanger33 February 21, 2011

dicks before chicks

1. When a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. When a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. Inverted "hoes before bros"

"Sarah's a ho. Everytime she gets a new man, she's always dicks before chicks. And then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007