Darkwater holy light

when the water runs red and the dark water they swear has a holy light but really they are fuuuucked up

so they call a waterfall like that darkwater holy light?

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

manual dicksterity

1. High proficiency in masturbation.

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.

by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

Fall of the Dicktator

The act of making someone horny, then naming various terrible political figures to prolong completion.

We were getting close so I played some Fall of the Dicktator and whispered “Margaret Thatcher, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin ” in his ear and we went for 5 minutes longer than normal!

by Phire December 4, 2024