Dave

Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.

Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.

by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022

Dave

The most sexy beast

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”

by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022

Dave

A Malay guy from discord + he is a dave and bambi fan

Dave is a guy on a wheelchair

Dave has slapped Bambi

by adnob69420 June 4, 2022

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

by Bildo June 15, 2022

Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022