Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.

Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"

by sleepsloop December 3, 2020

Dante

WACKY WOOHOO PIZZA MAN

A: Do you hear something weird? Like someone is yelling SWORTRIROYSWORGUNROYSWORTRICSWORGUNROYALGUARD
B: That's Dante riding a motorcycle.

by Motivated man November 23, 2021

Dante D'angelo'd

Ripped off, played, scammed

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"

by user 2123456543212345 August 3, 2017

dante

sexiest guy in teh world no one is like hm hes the most perfect human being

dude dante is so hot and perfect

by twdgbetter December 22, 2023

Dante and Linde

the cutest couple

wow u two are Dante and Linde

by lalalapizza September 27, 2020

Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016