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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).
I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.
by Adam Foster July 29, 2008
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Grooming the Great Dane

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
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dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.
Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.
by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006
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daemeon

an amazing kid. sweet, cool. They normally know how to make a joke, or make another smile.

Acts like a big brother,
cousin in law,
or a person who had someone married to their hand.
WOAH! Did you see Daemeon today? He totally made me smile.
by TRACKANNAH January 3, 2008
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Dabney

There are not many Dabney's, but the name Dabney is beautiful and rare. They are social and loveable. They have many secrets, rarely trust people and often have bad and days, but befriend a Dabney and they will have your back for the rest of your life.
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Hairstyles of the Damned

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...
person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."
by Megan Fx September 12, 2009
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Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate
1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!
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