by Eat_dat_booty_42069 March 25, 2019
by -Writer unknown- January 15, 2021
by Sundance_unity July 26, 2016
An altruistic commander-in-chief of a particular entity. One is not simply voted or appointed Daddy; being Daddy is a lifestyle .
According to a famous proverb by Daddy, "Happy living starts with happy teeth and gums."
Daddy brings his subordinates on an educational field trip to watch heavy-weight hog fighting.
Whenever you call Daddy, he'll be there.
The magic in Daddy's pants makes Ke$ha blush.
Like Daddy always says: "Home is where you hang your heart and your 36"x48" painting of Kathy Bates."
If you're sad, crawl your little papoose into Daddy's arms for some love.
Daddy brings his subordinates on an educational field trip to watch heavy-weight hog fighting.
Whenever you call Daddy, he'll be there.
The magic in Daddy's pants makes Ke$ha blush.
Like Daddy always says: "Home is where you hang your heart and your 36"x48" painting of Kathy Bates."
If you're sad, crawl your little papoose into Daddy's arms for some love.
by DaddyD218 January 12, 2015
by Sexcy_mofo January 31, 2020