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cult of cunts

a cult of cunts. you know that popular group of people at school or at the office, especially those in snobbish schools, that when one of em doesnt like you, they all dont like you on general principle. they normally form social gatherings, tell you about them but dont invite you just to make you jealous.
Eddy: Hey, Jimmey, did you hear about tonights party, it gonna be epic!!
Jimmey: Hey, sounds cool, can I come?
Eddy: Soz Bro, to many people as is.
Bobby: Hey, Jimmey, what was Eddy talking about?
Jimmey: Oh, nothing, he was just making it clear that he is part of a cult of cunts.
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The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.
Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?
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cummys cult

The most loyal servants of our lord cummy. we want him to stuff our holes with his fat cummy cock!
commonly found on reddit.
me: "OH CUMMY FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS PHAT COCK!!!!"
cummys cult: " yes my child"
by JP 696969 March 15, 2020
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Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.
So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?
by YAWA September 6, 2023
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The Wheat Cult

A cult that contains 8 people that play minecraft and worships wheat
I like watching the wheat cult on youtube
by FrostuTehSnewmen February 25, 2018
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Cult of Yes

Behold your eyes in front of the man that is the destruction of fucking earth. God’s personal fears formed into one bundle of joy that is Sid. The Sid leads his cult into the gate of heaven by sheer sarcasm and quick witted jokes somewhere in the land of Discord. Fear Sid for what he does next, if you are in his bully list , get a butthurt report steady. The Cult believes in its own gains and is unstructured as the current climate. You see a man named Sid with an amount of edge no human can silence , you run away.
Aaron: “goddammit! Sid called me gay again!”
Lyn: “he calls everything gay”
Aaron:”it’s his ego about his ‘Cult of Yes’ that’s so damn gay”
Lyn:”better watch it he might post a block of text”
by NotGermanAtAll March 31, 2021
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Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺
Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏
by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021
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