cartoonophile

Someone who sexually identifies as a cartoon and is sexually attracted towards other cartoons.

Person 1: That dude is such a cartoonophile!
Person 2: Yeah I saw him looking up some hentai on one of the school's computers the other day.

by Ritan March 4, 2018

cartoon network

A network that's reminds lots of people of their child hood when it first came out, now it's barley making it through with only a couple good shows supporting it. But when cartoon network was at its golden stage it aired

The grim adventures of Billy and mandy
Fosters home for imaginary friends
My gym partners a monkey
6teen
The Power Puff girls
Courage the cowardly dog
Code name kids next door
Scooby doo
Ed ed and eddy
Dexters laboratory
Johnny bravo
(The old) tom and jerry
And a a lot of good anime shows
Now in my opinion its shows airing today are not nearly as funny, or entertaining as the old classics.

(Kid)- hey I love that they "brought back" teen titans on cartoon network as a show now this generation has it
(Me)-*sobs* you'll never understand

by relatable February 20, 2015

Cartoonist

Cartoonist, from origin word "pedophile" loves to touch little children and have intercourse with their granny's.

Although they have the smallest of dicks they usually are homosexuals

A cartoonist raped my child

by LeoBodenPooPoo February 23, 2020

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

Cartoonus interruptus

When you stop your child's favorite cartoon before it ends, resulting in a high-pitched scream, followed by an incessant temper tantrum until cartoon is resumed.

"Why is Jimmy screaming bloody murder?"
"I turned off his cartoon so he can go to sleep."
"Oh no, cartoonus interruptus...you should have finished the cartoon."

by Goumba66 December 3, 2009

milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope July 15, 2007