The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.
Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
by Richard J March 06, 2007
when a girls vaginal fluids are remaining on a mans penis after sex and eventually dries, leaving a crusty residue AKA crusty pickle
by cumtart69 January 20, 2009
by The Black Plague October 27, 2017
by nicecranch January 20, 2020
When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
by ShooLazers October 08, 2011
I busted my grandparents bumping crustys
by willevans1972 April 01, 2011
When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
by Backdoor bacon February 03, 2018