mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.
There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
by jbbhammer June 5, 2016
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Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022
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Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.
by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019
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A Crusade

A group of 3 or more Paladins/Anti-paladins
There's A Crusade in town.
Damn, how many paladins are there?
At least 3.
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Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
by Definememespls October 11, 2021
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crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.
Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.
by dazmocampleader February 4, 2007
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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