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Crunchie

Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.
"That guy in the light pink polo shirt with long hair smoking a dubey is such a crunchie."
by Natasha October 7, 2004
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crunchy

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they liek include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things
hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy
by m.rees'spieces January 12, 2006
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CRUNCHIE CRIGGA

1)A mexican, white, asian, or black that thinks he is a pimp cause he talks to any girl he passes.

2)A smelly mother fucka
Look at Frank's ugly lookin ass talkin to dem girls, he is a crunchi crigga.
by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005
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Crunchified

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread
by trish_your_average_fish February 4, 2023
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Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
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Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.
by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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