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Crumpeteering

The beautiful art of making gas as fuck crumpets
That delicious specimen is a new feat of crumpeteering
by TapshaggerNo1 March 18, 2024
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Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet
“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”
by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025
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Crumpet muncher

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British
by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021
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Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
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crumpet

someone who shits so fucking much
by neuqxss February 23, 2022
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swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.
A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..
by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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