Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023

crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.

by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.

My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt

by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023

Crocodile Laugh

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.

Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...

by MountFox12 August 21, 2023

Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022