cresting

the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places

"dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??"

by jkushington December 8, 2012

teepe crepin

to sleep around with every body

youi been teepe crepin all arond

by deon May 13, 2005

cresting

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

by Mcvaluemeal September 2, 2007

creatine

high usage of bullshit that is only watermass isn't real muscle,fake

creatine keane thinks he can lift

by baz00kadrew March 5, 2015

creatine nipples

A large some diameter completely out of range to the average normal nipple, freakishly Huge and seems to never shrink. 9/10 times overdoses on Creatine way to often. Thinks he's A lot bigger than he really is.

"Ew dude, he has a shrub for a head, and look at the size of his nipples. That dude really has some creatine nipples

by Strongman jones September 22, 2016

Crestina

Person who looks like a hippie. Most commonly referred to as a crusty. Defined by lack of personal hygiene and refusal to shave ones armpits.

Dude...did you just see that crestina over there?

by Wdingles February 5, 2010

Cretinopedia

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

by shonny February 26, 2009