What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021

Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”

by Steve The OG November 25, 2021

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.

I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls

by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019