Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
Get the What crawled up your ass and died?mug. Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
Get the Something crawled up your ass and died!mug. (n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.
Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Get the No Deal Bar Crawlmug. As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022
Get the Seminal Crawlmug. "Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
Get the Like Satan Crawled Up His Assholemug. When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
Get the low crawlmug. crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming confusing
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming confusing
this lack of self control
I feel is never ending
controlling I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that
it's just to much pressure to take
I felt this way before
so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
discomfort endlessly has pulled
itself upon me
distracting reacting
against my will I stand
beside my own reflection
it's haunting how I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
that it's just to much pressure to take
I've felt this way before so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
I feel is never ending
controlling I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that
it's just to much pressure to take
I felt this way before
so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
discomfort endlessly has pulled
itself upon me
distracting reacting
against my will I stand
beside my own reflection
it's haunting how I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
that it's just to much pressure to take
I've felt this way before so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 23, 2023
Get the crawlingmug.