someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
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2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
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The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.
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PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?
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I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
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I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
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by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019
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Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.
Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.
Person 1: "I bow to Crocc everyday so that I can have good luck."
Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"
Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"
by Boomer Fighter August 31, 2019
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