A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!
by Matthew Hernendez February 21, 2023
Cow bingo is a game played by rednecks and farmers. They mark the ground to divide it up into bingo-like squares. Then let cows roam around the area, when a cow drops a "cow patty" (ie: takes a shit) the person who owns the square it lands on wins a prize (not the cow patty :O).
Announcer: It's been a hot day in the South for Cow Bingo today!
Announcer: Looks like Betsy just planted a cow patty on A4.
Cletus: Yee-Haw!!! That's ours! We's eating good tonight Claudine!!!
Announcer: Looks like Betsy just planted a cow patty on A4.
Cletus: Yee-Haw!!! That's ours! We's eating good tonight Claudine!!!
by Farmer Runoft November 2, 2012
The infamous walkway on the SUNY Oneonta campus located behind Wilber Hall leading to Bugbee Road. Known for it's permanent aroma of marijuana and 90 degree angle. Not safe in the dark, or during the day... unless you're looking for unwanted sexual advances. The trees have faces and talk to you, unless you're sober. But then again, you wouldn't be walking on the cow path if you were sober.
Kendra- I was smoking a blunt on the cow path last night, and I swear I heard a cop!
Tess- Kendra, I was with you... and that was a squirrel.
Tess- Kendra, I was with you... and that was a squirrel.
by dothuhjanefonduh October 11, 2010
A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.
Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
by MsLi January 29, 2006
An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
shutup fused into one word is shup, thus shup cow is a phrase directed to a fat shit like lati grant.
by fatshitsheevadijondrivemalarek11507john deereetc October 14, 2006
A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003